If it scares the crap out of you, print it on toilet paper.
I shit you not.
TOKYO (AP) - In a country where ghosts are traditionally believed to hide in the loo, a Japanese company is advertising a new literary experience — a horror story printed on toilet paper.
Each roll carries several copies of a new nine-chapter novella written by Koji Suzuki, the Japanese author of the horror story "Ring," which has been made into movies in both Japan and Hollywood.
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This will make my toilet encounters entirely convenient.