My midnight lover johnny Depp is featured in July's issue of Vanity Fair. This is a good strategic move if you want people to buy Conde Nast magazines. Another good strategic move? sending out press releases and saving the entire interview for the article. So if you want to know more about johnny's island (oh yes), hollywood faves and his stress-busting pastime, does it involve nudity and lots of licking? Find out in July's issue of Vanity Fair.
Oh Johnny, you can have my island anytime you want dahling, now go put on that eye patch and show me your pork sword.
Post Script: Your pastime may include nudity and lots of licking too, just don't do it with your computer screen. It'll burn. I read that.... somewhere.