Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Heaving Bossoms

 "I will take you, I will bring you to unbelievable heights of ecstasy, on one condition. 
Tell me, Swear to me my love, that I am sexier than that despicable Jack Sparrow."

"Oh my darling. I am in the middle of a bromance. I'm afraid I cannot bed you tonight."

I may be no Gerard Butler, but my loins are on fire for you Cara.

"Haven't you heard Belinda? I am gay, oh yes I am! 
We can never be together for I am madly in love with your brother!"

Meanwhile, where is Fabio?

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