Saturday, June 13, 2009

Evil Prophylaxis

"Such tragedy could have been easily avoided"

"Wptt Contraceptive (a brand name) hopes to create a new packaging of novelty and visual impact. The objective is to emphasize the high contraceptive effectiveness of the products by indicating the painful consequences of having sex without a condom. More than 100,000 people have used the condoms and the sales increased by 21%."

Wickedly funny and oddly disturbing. Humor me, but I'd like to think not all procreation results in genocide and communist enthusiasts. Why is Bush up there? I may not agree with all his policies but I hardly think he's Hitler material. Why not put Josef Stalin or Idi Amin Dada or Pol Pot in there? Man, the foil packaging would truly kill the mood. 

Because there is nothing sexier than seeing Saddam Hussein's face on your lover's condom packet just before he slips it in. 

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